But not in the form of another human. Nope...this addition will be of the canine variety. After much deliberation, and some extensive research, we've settled on this breed...
The Irish Water Spaniel.
He doesn't shed as much as most breeds, produces less dander, and is an overall nice family dog. Of course, there are zero breeders in Arizona...so it will require some travel in order to get him. Them's the breaks I guess. Better than nine months of getting fat followed up by a c-section. Or is it?