Super Noob [03/17/17] 

  • Lately I have been doing a lot of absent minded answering. "Mom, we're playing time out." As the two little ones scoot chairs across my kitchen floor, screeching and scraping as they go. "Hmmm. Ok." I respond as my mind is focused on whatever nonsense has flitted into my head."Mom, can I have a cookie?" Me: "In a second." Them: "Y…

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